Hollywood celebrities often hit the red carpet with a chick on their arms … but not in the way comedian Andy Dick did. When his limo pulled up to the party that MTV threw to launch his reality series, The Assistant, Andy lugged a wheelchair out of the trunk to roll his date—a 7-foot-tall “crippled chicken” carrying a “Boycott KFC” sign—into the star-studded bash. Inside, Andy and the “chicken” circulated a PETA petition urging KFC to stop some of its cruelest farming and slaughter practices.