Crack House

Ever wonder how the Colonel keeps his chickens so strung out? Drugs—that's how. Some say the Colonel likes the feeling of power, but the truth is that he wants chickens to get a real taste for death before he gives it to them. When you ask him about it, he always says the same thing: "There're plenty of ways to get fried."

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